Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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