your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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