I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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