ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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