Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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