question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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