can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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