What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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