At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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