I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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