no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
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