Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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