Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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