Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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