Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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