If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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