I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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