Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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