# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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