"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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