Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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