she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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