So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
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Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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