Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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