? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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