what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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