dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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