sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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