try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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