she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
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