You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
