Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
