Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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