U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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