shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
It was confusing and full of hummus
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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