Non-Jews are for practice
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
