he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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