This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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