why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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