You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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