Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Still dying that you shit outside
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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