Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
how do you play pong handcuffed?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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