my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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