Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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