I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
