i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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