I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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