I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I just want to make out with him forever
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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