You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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