I want to have your abortion
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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